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Hey Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel wants you back!
Vanessa and Wayne – before she didn’t do it with JT In light of all of the teenage prostitutes doing the rounds, just rogering your best mate’s girlfriend actually seems quite twee and civilised. And...
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A load of things and people that defined 2010
Happy New Year! Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week! To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather...
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Don’t tell JT, but Wayne Bridge has a hot new girlfriend
Would… would… Frankie… would… would Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking...
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Debate time: How exactly does Wayne Bridge do it?
Wayne Bridge – he don’t do blonde One member of the vast Spoiler offices is rather discombobulated today over news that Wayne Bridge has landed the one who looks like a saucy estate agent from The...
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Wayne Bridge forced to resume football classes, and more…
Rihanna – inappropriate Clearly still reeling from being totally out-slutted by Aguilera on the X Factor, beautiful pop thing Rihanna upped the raunch stakes – according to today’s Sun newspaper – by...
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Wayne Bridge to get extra football lessons at West Ham
“Great… Excellent… Upton Park sounds lovely” If you were at school and missed a couple of weeks due to chickenpox or other childish illnesses, there was often a kindly teacher who’d welcome you back,...
View ArticleIt’s official, Wayne Bridge needs extra football classes
He had a shocker For those wondering why life feels so dreary and pointless today, don’t worry, it’s just Blue Monday – the third Monday of January, officially [...]
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An important football update about Frankie Sandford
Frankie sneaking into Bridge’s delux cottage: For those of you far too macho to enjoy the showbusiness pages, you are totally missing out. Today’s highlights include: the transvestite Alex Reid...
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Are the problems at Manchester City Craig Bellamy’s fault?
Have underwhelming signings destabilised City’s huge plans? Manchester City chief executive Garry Cook has huge plans for his club: he envisions a sky blue utopia, where folks all around the world will...
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Is Craig Bellamy already fed up with his Brazilian teammates?
Reports claim there is a changing room divide at Manchester City The Daily Mail claim that one of Manchester City’s four January signings is so frustrated with Robinho and Elano’s attitude that he has...
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Bridge is just a bottler, say John Terry’s pals
Ahhh, such happy times! Like a big pendulum, most likely shaped like a putrid live footballer’s testicle, attention has now swung from the Cole saga – what will Cheryl do about that unfortunate neck...
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10 Footballers and their favourite novels REVEALED!
Books – occasionally used by footballers After the weekend reminder about the wonderful works of fiction penned from delicate hands of Steve Bruce, The Spoiler got to thinking – what do footballers...
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The curse of Twitter continues to haunt football
Uh oh, MarkBrighty’s in trouble… With the notable exception of Darius Vassell, anyone who plays/has played professional football should be seriously discouraged from blogging, or tweeting, or...
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